Poop Can Be Art Too!

   I’m just sitting here, a little bored and a little deep in thought. I figured since I get writers block like a whore gets crabs, I would write what’s on my mind.

   I just took my morning constitutional, and it got me to thinking about a few things. That’s usually when I do my best thinking, or should I say stinking…hehe!

   Your poo is kind of like a mold of your innards. Why wait until you get to the appropriate age to have your first colonoscopy or when a problem arises to see what your rectum looks like? I say freeze dry your poo and shalack it! Wait until it’s “a good one”, get the gloves, and make a pretty centerpiece for your mantle or an end table. Some people can take this advice and avoid the embarassing phrase “WOW! Honey get the camera!”

 
    Depending on your previous meals, you could also use freeze dried, shalacked poo as a paperweight. It’s not too heavy, it’s subtle, and it would fit right in your hand! It’s very appropriot for bills and dog poo works too.

Butt sex can be messy.

   If you think about it, your only renting your food. It goes in, it comes out. Why not put your hard earned money to use and keep your poo! Hey, you can even start a collection and later carve things out of it, like little nick-knacks, a Christmas village, or a bust of your favorite celebrity! No joke, I’ve heard of poo looking like Joe Pescie!

   I personally think poop is gross and it stinks, but I’m not opposed to giving advice on art or home decor.

Job Jumping: It’s Just Not My Style

   Well, it’s been a week since I started my new job at the news station. I was all excited about it and very enthusiastic to start. It turns out that job was not what I expected.

   I may be a big baby and I may have complained a lot to Steve and Daniel, but that job was NOT what I had hoped! It was far from my expectations. They didn’t mislead me in my interviews or anything; I just got my hopes up too high. It just wasn’t what I wanted. I hate it that I just got the job and I left it. It’s TOTALLY out of my character to get a job and quit!

   The only thing that job had going for it was the pay. It was more than double what I was used to. Plus the benefits and it was full time.

   I was being dumbed down. I’m used to doing the jobs of, what I counted, 11 people! My old job trained me to be more of a multitasker and know more about how the news business works. I miss that! With this job, I didn’t have the physical, social, or mental outlet. Plus, the people there are not that pleasant. The few that are, I would never get to work with them. Everyone keeps to themselves and that’s it.

   So, what did I do? I started looking again. I’ve never been a job jumper, but I had to get out of there! I was NOT going to waste my time at a job I hated. More power to anyone who can stick it out, but I need more than what they had to offer. I like being the happy go lucky Seth.

   Last Friday I interviewed at a portrait studio. I was really excited about it! The people are great, the pay is great, the hours, time off, etc… This job has so much more to offer me! Yesterday I got the call and they offered me the job. YAY! So, I took it. I start Monday.

   I feel bad for leaving the station after one week, but again, I’m not going to stay at a job where I’m not happy. Luckily I’m getting out before they have to cover my shift. I was still in training.

   So yeah…I quit my job for another. It was a move I’m not going to apologize for.