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Freaks, Geeks, and Weirdo’s

Posted by Daniel on August 23, 2007


I’m not sure if Steve is ready to strangle us or join us, but either way Daniel and I have a grand ole time acting out our alter ego’s. We like to pretend as if we were, to be politically correct, slow. Not only this, but we also firmly believe that EVERYONE is subjected to our verbal, physical, and mental torture. In other words, no one is safe!

We don’t really mean to hurt anyone’s feelings, all the time, but it sure is FUN to pretend! We like to say shit really loud in stores and hope no one hears us. Ok, so that’s not entirely true. If they hear us, oh well! They then know there is something apparently wrong with them that we just don’t like or find very humorous.

Yes, there are many other sick and twisted individuals out there just like us, but when we get together it’s like Laurel & Hardy, the cast of Freaks, a circus monkey, and an unbalanced washer all melted into one loud, annoying, weird mass. It’s rather scary sometimes the shit that comes out of our mouths and minds.

Our humor specializes in ugly people that are way beyone The Swan, obesity that surpasses Carnie Wilson, clothes that are too small for one individual Britany Spears, farts, cameltoe, bad drivers, bodily functions or disfunctions, tape worms, poo and MUCH more! Rarely do we let an opportunity pass us by.

Not only is everyone in danger of us, but we also hash out at each other. We will call each other weird, stupid, retarded, moron, and a whole plethera of other names. I honestly don’t think there is a name in the book that we can offend each other with, but we are both very willing to try!

Poor Steve. We love him to death but put him through so much hell! He loves us though. He gets a kick out of it. He puts up with our stupid, loud, childish antics and just shakes his head and says “You two…I swear!” Fair warning hun, it only gets worse!

It’s just weird. Daniel and I are like two rotten peas in a worm infested pod sitting in the dirt. Only one question is to be asked. Has he met his match or have I?




4 Responses to “Freaks, Geeks, and Weirdo’s”

  1. RevelKC2 said

    Omigod…was I supposed to be paying attention to all that? *Sigh* Sorry….*insert sheepish look here*….

  2. Daniel said

    Larry…where DO we send pics or videos of this what act??

  3. Larry said

    We want Pictures, or at least real live video of this act!
    You know where to send it!

  4. Daniel said

    Well, for starters, I’ll overlook the grammatical errors I saw in this post. After all, it was written by a person so slow, a snail beats him to the punchline!! (hehe)

    Also, you ain’t seen nothin’ yet, Punkin. When Steve does join in on the madness, all bets are off. He can make our helmet-wearing, shoe-licking antics look pale by comparison.

    By the way, just because we do enjoy acting out scenes from the movie “The Other Sister” for now, that is but a prelude of my evil…you blue-eyed, pencil-necked, eraser-headed mini-troll!!! You remind me of “Schlitzie” in the movie “Freaks“.

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