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Investment Tips For 2008

Posted by Daniel on August 20, 2008

For all of you with any money left, (I know there are fewer of you than ever) be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks.

Watch for these consolidations in 2008:

1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Co. Will merge and become:
Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace

2.) PolygramRecords, Warner Bros., and ZestaCrackers join forces and become:
Poly, Warner Cracker.

3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become:

4. ZippoManufacturing, AudiMotors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become:

5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become:

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:
Fairwell Honeychild.

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:

Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:
Knott NOW!

And finally….

9. Victoria ‘s Secret and Smith &Wesson will merge under the new name:


One Response to “Investment Tips For 2008”

  1. No matter what you invest on you have to be alert on market changes constantly because on your quick and wise decisions depend the future of your stocks too.

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