Swapping Parts
Posted by Daniel on December 29, 2008
TOP TEN THINGS MEN WOULD DO IF THEY WOKE UP AND HAD A VAGINA FOR A DAY:
1. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.
2. Squat over a hand mirror for an hour and a half.
3. See if finally do the splits.
4. See if it’s truly possible to launch a Ping-Pong ball 20 feet.
5. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.
6. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes…
7. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.
8. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.
9. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts, too.
10. Finally find that damned G-spot.
TOP TEN THINGS WOMEN WOULD DO IF THEY WOKE UP AND HAD A PENIS FOR A DAY:
1. Get ahead faster in corporate business*.
2. Get a blog job.
3. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.
4. Pee standing up while talking to other man at the urinal.
5. Determine why you can’t hit the bowl consistently.
6. Find out what it’s like to be on the other end of surging orgasm.
7. Touch/shift yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may be to others.
8. Jump up down naked with and erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks like.
9. Understand the reason for the light refraction that occurs between a man’s eyes and the ruler situated next to his member.
10. Repeat number 2.
Scott said
Number 11 for men – burst into tears and/or screaming for no reason. Number 11 for women – finally understand football and spend the day in front of the TV never getting enough (this location is of course where the blow jobs can take place).
Daniel said
Good ones, Scott.