The Tempest Online™

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Live Long and Prosper

Posted by Daniel on April 8, 2009

A doctor on his morning walk, noticed an older lady sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, “I couldn’t help but notice how happy you look!   What is your secret?”

“I smoke ten cigars a day,”  she said.  “Before I go to bed,  I smoke a nice big joint.   Apart from that,  I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week,  and eat only junk food.  On weekends,  I pop pills,  get laid,  and don’t exercise at all.”

“That is absolutely amazing!  How old are you?”

“Thirty-four,”  she replied.

Mama said there'd be days like this...

Mama said there'd be days like this...

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